Who Pays, Who Gets It For Free?

by Nathan Mathews


This is absolutely hysterical! The general idea seems to be that the wealthy people will go on producing wealth even when you take most of it away, AND that people who can afford to pay for things will continue to pay for them even if you’re giving it away for free to other people.

But wait, what’s this:

Hawaii Ending Universal Child Health Care After 7 Mos.

"People who were already able to afford health care began to stop paying for it so they could get it for free," said Dr. Kenny Fink, the administrator for Med-QUEST at the Department of Human Services. "I don't believe that was the intent of the program."

Hahaha!!! This chump gets the award for the stupidest socialist moron on the planet!! Who would have ever thought people would do such a thing. After all, they can afford to pay for it, so why don’t they?

But don’t worry, if we apply this same mentality nationwide I’m sure it would be different. And if we continue to tax people at a higher and higher rate when they make more money, I’m sure they’ll continue to make money, right? I mean, am I right? Hellooo?

Next on the agenda, all students who earn higher grades will now have some of those grades taken away to give to students with lower grades. The students with higher grades will continue to earn higher grades so that we can spread the grades around, and give everybody a chance.

If people have the nerve to stop earning higher grades, we can FORCE them to, and if people try to stop paying for things they can afford, we can FORCE them to pay. And if people try to move their businesses off-shore to avoid high taxes, we’ll build a big ol’ Berlin Wall and FORCE them to stay in this country and work hard, for the good of the proletariat…I..I mean people. The people.

Already, I can foresee the next dumbfounded statement:

“People who were already able to afford mortgage payments began to stop paying them so they could take advantage of the bailout,” said a very surprised President Obama, as he scratched his head and scanned the pages of Das Kapital in search of answers. “I don’t believe that was the intent of the program.”